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Sheol [Jan 21 2009 at 05:50:58 PM]	A hilarious online game where you can kill your boss in 17 different ways! http://i-am-bored/bored_link.cfm?link_id=28387
Sheol [Jan 21 2009 at 05:07:38 PM]	That is too cute Katana! lol!
Katana [Jan 16 2009 at 08:40:10 PM]	Short Quiz The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
Black Jade [Jul 23 2008 at 07:33:19 AM]	I don't know if its really a "joke" per say but I just thought I would put it up anyway. My mom came up with it when she was a kid and it has always stuck in my mind. You know all those "roses are red, violets are blue" poems right? Well here is a slightly DIFFERENT one for you to look at and it goes like this: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT WAIT! The roses are weeping The violets are dead The sugar is lumpy And so is your head. Yeah I know it's a bit cheesy but I couldn't resist! ^_^
Ben Simpson [Jul 16 2008 at 11:43:17 AM]	ok heres a lame one...... there was this old lady who had recently married and devorced 4 men...a millionare, a ring master for a curcus, a priest, and a funeral director. When the reporter hand asked her why and to explain it she said.... "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and for to go.....but i guess he went first." i know its sucks, right?
rotse [Jun 25 2008 at 11:34:24 AM]	Ok a prest says to a grop of people``a hundren years to use is only a second to god.And a second to use is a hundren years to him. So latre that day the prest said to god`can i have a pin? he said ok give me a second.''
Nancy [May 31 2008 at 06:19:05 PM]	HAHAHHAHAHAHA... I thought that was pretty funny sakuralover19!!!!
sakuralover19 [May 29 2008 at 09:39:20 AM]	why do short people laugh when they run in grass cause it tikels the're balls!
Brenda [May 26 2008 at 10:34:22 PM]	Here is a joke that I found pretty funny... A frog calls a psychic Panda Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic. A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
Brenda [May 26 2008 at 10:30:37 PM]	Hahahah.. those were some funny jokes... i needed a good laugh....